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Dear Mother Nature,
Are you fricken kidding me? I understand that it’s December. But that’s the thing–it’s December! December 13th to be exact. This is some bullshit. 32 degrees is below average. For it to feel like…let me show you.
Okay, December. That’s expected. But this…
…is some bullshit. 50’s? It’s brick ass cold today. You’re teasing us with 50+ degree weather?! Jeebus cripes, asswipes. Give us some of that snow that you gave to them folks down in Tennessee, and stop teasing us! All this extreme warm/extreme cold fluctuation is going to get people sick. You love us, right? We love you too, MN…unless you screw with our ovaries.
Get your shit straight, hobag.
With much respect,