All right, men, I don’t really expect you to read this, but if you do, thanks anyway.
Last night, I went on this website that matches your body to jeans, and now bras. I’ve been checking because it’s really hard to find bras for the boobage I have. I’m seeking the “perfect bra”, so to speak. So I go on this website, and they give you this survey. Everything goes fine until it gets to a point where they say what size do you usually buy. It turns out that they have a selection up to 40 E. So basically anyone larger than that is pretty much fucked. I put my size, then my (estimated) weight. Then I’m flabbergasted. It came up as an error.
Apparently, if you’re larger than 200 pounds, you’re fucked too. But yet, and this is a question for the big girls to answer, we’re the ones with the bra issue. Why the hell is it that this site that’s supposed to help all women find that perfect bra that won’t give the woman the 4-titty syndrome? I’m going to a wedding (which I’m not thrilled about going, but since it’s family, I’m kind of obligated to go) next month. It’s hell finding a dress my size. Finding a bra? Forget it. Without saying much about my bra size, I will say that I wore one that wasn’t my size (or so I thought), and it fit perfectly. Thing is, it’s larger than a D. Anything larger than a D cup is an absurd amount of money. $50 and up. $50, and it’s just the basic colors? Nah.
That’s another thing–I go into Vicky’s Secret sometimes, and I’m in love with some of the bras there. Problem is that they don’t have bras large enough for my mammoth mammories. They have roses and flowers and pinks and lavenders and…I’m stuck with three colors–black, beige, and white. As if us well-endowed women don’t need flowers on our bras. It’s rather annoying to see that. I want to see a bra that didn’t come in bland colors. Granted, I love the color black, but when that’s the only color bra you have…ugh, yeah. Need I say more? Can some high-end designer help us big-boobaged women?! We want colorful bras, dammit! (Or at least I do, haha) Or at least bras that don’t cost $100 for one. Some people just cannot pay that kind of money.
In other news, I got a new laptop, and I know what I’m going to do with Antihero. I’ll keep it short and sweet because I have no choice. I’m out of shit to say, lol.