KFP=Kentucky Fried Pigeon

I don’t know why, but I was thinking what if KFC sold fried pigeon. Yes, completely random. Actually I was thinking about the overpopulation of them in NYC. Pigeons and rats. I heard that to every human in NYC, there are 10,000 rats. I don’t know how accurate that ratio is, but they’re pretty abundant here, as many in the NYC area know.

Pigeons. I walk on this avenue every morning, and it’s a complete mess with garbage and pigeons. Sometimes I’ll run into a dead one or two. It had me thinking–if NYC wasn’t so dirty, would we have so many diseased laden poutry and mutant-sized rodents (NYC rats are notorious for being the size of cats)? I don’t think so, but a lot of people are just dirty by nature. There can be a garbage can right next to someone, and they throw a cup right there on the ground. I’m not saying that all the garbage was just dropped only on said avenue. Granted a lot of it blew over there, but think about it–it blew from somewhere off the ground, no? Hence, there is so much debris here in the morning, that there are at least 50 pigeons pecking around. It doesn’t help my situation much since I hate pigeons, especially when they fly over my head. Heh, I guess it’s better than the rats, but still.

And that is my random thought of the day.

Online, I did put up a new theme, but I am in the process of customizing it some more. However, it’s not easy, so it’s going to take awhile. So bear with me. I was kind of torn as to what graphic I was going to use. Both were completely made solely with the pen tool, and they both took a good while to make as small as it looks, but I didn’t like the other one too much…anymore. I don’t know, maybe I’ll use it? I mean I just got tired of doing the other one–it came out half decent, lol. I suck at decision making. All I know is that I had two other themes that I made even before this one (which is just a modified version of the Hemingway theme), and I’m most likely getting rid of one of them. Like I said, I suck at decision making.

I also have to work on the layouts for Unorthodox Host, Drown the Music and Shadows. Although I’m having a strange case of anxiety, I guess I can handle it a bit. It shouldn’t be too hard. I should start so I don’t let the ideas float out the window. Yeah, I’ll try to do that when I finish blogging.

Yes, I’m a bit anxious. I don’t know why. It’s been going on since Thursday. Since then, my left eyelid has been doing some twitching, and it’s annoying the shit outta me. I’m trying to relax a bit, but it’s not going too well. But I’m sure it will pass. I really hope so; it’s taking a toll on my body.

Oh, I had a brush with a crush last Wednesday. I was left reeling, and I won’t explain too much of it here, but I did post it here. I’m warning you though. It contains a lot of squeeing. So if you’re not into girlie squeeing, then do not read over there. Trust me.

That’s it right now. I’m sure I’m forgetting something, but I don’t know what. Eh, whatever.

16 thoughts on “KFP=Kentucky Fried Pigeon”

  1. I hate pigeons. They always go for the face. I hate it when old ladies feed them and encourage them to flock to the same spot and poop everywhere. Gah! Bloody pigeons!

    I hate having unprovoked anxiety. A while ago I had a series of panic attacks all thanks to the university trying to screw me over. Nowadays it’s better but I get eye twitches and freak out if I see someone die on teevee. Yeah… maybe I should see a professional, *lol*. I find doing things to keep me busy work well, like excercise or driving. I wouldn’t think driving in NYC would be too great though.

    Everyone needs to do some girly squeeing every now and then. Even guys do it once in a blue moon.

  2. I am not particularly fond of pigeons, but I don’t mind their presence as much I mind crows in my neighbourhood.

    I always hear many versions of NYC which in itself is very entertaining. The most common among them is how it’s so fast, dirty and how easily one can get mugged there even in broad daylight.

  3. I can’t even imagine rats that big…or that many pidgeons, though I’m a small town girl so I’m not so up on big city life and the differences that lie within. But good luck with all the creativity fun stuff, the layouts and like. I just thought I’d stop by and see how you were doing, I tend to forget that a few of my friends from re-told do actually blog on a REGULAR basis 😛 and I ought to visit them, hahaha, I forget though, damn I have so little free time, it’s literally just…..sad.

  4. HAHA! I just had to laugh my ass off of your blog entry below this one–do you masturbate. ANYWAY. I don’t think KFC would serve fried pigeon. Well… I never thought of that. Pigeons are good though! 🙂

  5. Okay, fried rats too, maybe? :p People love being beside garbages, I think. Thankfully, we do not have that many pigeons here in the Philippines. We do have quite a large number of rats and cockroaches though.

    I’m sure the layout you’re working on is beautiful. And the Hemingway theme is the greatest, haha. I’ve been thinking of making a theme based on it, but I simply do not have the time nor patience to go through torture. I love this layout though. Simplicity is the key. *winks*

    And, oh. Rest. 😀

  6. Thanks so much for the comment! I’m glad you like the layout, lol. I was surprized when I saw that on the vexel site too… lol.


  7. 10,000 rats/1 person, OMFG, that’s…. omg I lost my words. LOL. I hope it’s not true!!

    Good luck with designing the layouts. I hate it. It’s a pain. It takes too much of creativity and energy out of you. LOL.

  8. Raths the size of cats, wonderful thought. And here I yelled yesterday when a freaking stink bug was on me.

    I was reading your last post and I wanted to add my two cents. I’ve been seeing therapists off and on since I was 6. When I was 17, my therapist at the time asked me the same question when we started talking about love and romance. It is in fact a normal question that they ask when you discuss love and romance, especially if you are mentioning sex in any way. I don’t know what was said, obviously, but I wanted to let you know that you will probably be asked that question by any therapist that you see. If you aren’t comfortable then simply tell them that. =)

  9. KFC + Fried Pigeons = God, I feel sick.
    What a random thought, lol. But are there that many rats in NYC? If yes, I don’t think that I need to worry if I see a few rats near my house 🙂
    Lovely green layout, btw~

  10. Sometimes I actually think it could be pigeon… as I’m not too excited about the quality of chicken I remember eating at KFC. With so many different flavours I’m sure they could get really creative.

    I also have a strange thing for pigeons… and seagulls. I think they’re terribly dirty birds so I can completely understand what you mean.

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